A creative take on internet trolling.
“I’m going to find a troll today” said little Annie Rose McKay
“He’s been bothering me for nigh on a week!”
“I’m going to crush this beastly creep!”
She packed her bag with special care
A knife, some snacks, clean underwear
And set off walking through forest and glade
Her hand curled ’round her trusty blade
(and sucking down vodka-spiked lemonade!)
When suddenly, she came to a clearing
And stood perfectly still, what was she hearing?
‘Twas a tap, tap, tap- the tapping of keys!
And a distant cackle of fiendish glee!
She narrowed her eyes, and scanned the horizon
Her heart beating fast, her blood pressure risin’
“I spy the bridge where the troll makes his home!”
All day on his laptop, always alone
Eating children, and brushing his hair
How’s he get wifi under there?
Closer and closer, the wee lass drew near
Using her anger to conquer…
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